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When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and reaches your touch-hole, we call that a "Poseidon's kiss"

Daniel, is that you?

Lay a length of about 5 or 6 squares of toilet paper, folded over once in the bowl before you deuce. Helps stop a big bloop of water aiming for your balloon knot. YW.

Mcatee and Fellows. Or if not Fellows some super dooper right winger from further afield.

Chelsea haven’t signed a player for 24 hours. Slacking.

Jesus Christ

Mcatee would be exactly the young, ambitious type of player we should be hoping to bring in. However not too hopeful as we can’t offer European football and there seems to be a pattern of bundesliga clubs buying young English talent.

….for all we put ourselves down, players seem to have a high regard with EFC;

JB wasn't signing his 5 year deal without some solid assurances beyond him beimg personally happy to have had the chance to shine in the 1st team. Far roo logical reasoning I know and nothing on paper yet to back up the logic either. It's slow...

chill lads

How am I supposed to live off this crumb

Love it. Big fan of the green bean situation👌

Bet you Lulu can still turn a decent trick. And Michael Jackson

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