A wide eyed young footballer... Full of enthusiasm for life. Soaking it all in.
Definitely not chemically enhanced. Cough cough.
Irish balls-up more like. Shame (for him not on him).
You will be lauded in increasing fashion - almost Demi-god status if you get 5 right - until you get one wrong, then we will burn you alive on the cross as a heretic weasel blagger.
Bon chance, mon ami!! xx
You forgot to mention that the stones, slings, arrows and an array of rotten vegetables are ready to be thrown from our very own GOT guerrillas at anyone even suspected of being ITK.
Think it's only fair to know, that this status carries a heavy...
We always seem to land in that weird middle ground where we are somehow used to encourage others to hurry up for good signings and simultaneously a potential destination for cast offs and deadwood