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Please don’t joke about that, gave me palpitations for a whole summer our pursuit of him. And when he finally washed up on these shores with The Wolfs, he was still just as bloody good

I can see this dragging on for the next 7/8 days then we end up with Jack Harrison

It’s hard to get excited for it anymore, the RS are going to drop half a billion in one summer, Chelsea, Arsenal and City all spent a fortune, even bottom six United are spending so much, it just feels artificial, it’s barely even a competition...

Despite new owners, it still seems the Everton hierarchy are surprised that buying better players costs more money. In another surprising twist, teams who currently own better players aren’t desperate to get rid of them. This will take some time...

Bad. Very bad indeed.

Someone should tell Sporting to get in the queue. We are monitoring that player!

What’s everyone’s Friday tipple .. Mine after today’s Kubo news is a large glass of Sauvignon Bleach

It still staggers me to see people wanting us to lash money around indiscriminately. It’s as if the Moshiri years didn’t happen and we were boss after spunking money on Tosun, Bolasie, Ramirez, Gbamin etc Unlike previous years, there’s money to...

It’s that dry at the minute Bobble is on there rubbing his nipples with his tongue out.

May: “Dont you dare offer deals to Dom l, Young or Doucoure Everton” July: “I’m freaking out we only had 16 outfield players, Ffs Everton”. ;)

Eh lads…. Jack Harrison! XD

Kubo too expensive . Dibling too expensive . Grealish too expensive. Harrison. Its on.

The Summer we signed 3 number 10s, people moaned that we had too many number 10s. You simply CAN NOT please 80% of this fanbase, no matter what happens.

Love how they've included the whole coaching staff in the photo as to make it look like the squad isn't threadbare.

I was absolutely buzzing reading this, and then ruthlessly cut down