Recent content by SantaClausisanEvertonian

I loved the way Dom simply floored two of their players on his way to scoring against Palace. Very 'Duncan-esque' I thought. COYB!!!!

Statistically speaking, that's practically impossible without some 'adjustment'.

This is such an easy one to answer for me; none of them. They're all as bad as each other and if you could take the best bits of each referee and put them together to make one referee, that official still wouldn't be competent enough to ref a Dad's versus Lads match at any junior football event...

'Kin flares disrupting play! 'Koff idiots!!! COYB!!!!

I've just had to share this my Blue friends. Got to work at 8:55 to be greeted by a charming old man who asked me, "Are you ready for the big game today?" Fortunately, I'm wearing my Everton tie so I flashed him the club crest and replied, "No! But I'm ready for the big game tomorrow!" Nuff...

Aw that's very decent of you witchdoc and I'm sure the worldwide web of cats forgives you. For what it's worth, Milo took your post in good faith as he can only see a win for us on Sunday. Sadly, he won't be there but will be watching from the comfort of his basket, surrounded by at least three...

This is just the type of felineist comment that gives us Blues a bad name! A cat should be able to wear his favourite kit in his own home without being picked on. Remember what Brian Labone once said; "One cat wearing an Everton jumper is worth twenty Liverpudlians." That's our Brian for you!

Milo Richard; a ginger cat but a True Blue moggie. Nil Catis Nisi Optimum. (That's the last time I let the missus tumble dry my Everton stuff).

Looking for one Brentford ticket please Blues. Absolutely anywhere in the ground. Fingers crossed!!! WhatsApp 07568451116.

Like we give a toss mate. Today is all about the better end of the East Lancs. Road.

Does anybody know exactly where Richy lobbed that flare? It looked like he chucked it back in The Street End!

What a performance Blues! That's what this beautiful club is all about!!! COYB!!!!

Chelsea players seem terribly irritable. Did they not sleep well or something?

So will this be another 90 minutes of getting shafted by the inept/corrupt/biased officials of the Sly Sports Premier League? COYB!!!!

Rubber Snake FC doing us a favour so far.... And to think, they'd be in The Top Four Clubs In Each Big European Country's League if we hadn't stolen Magnificent Marco from them all those years ago. There's just no justice Blues!