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    PL Fixtures announcement 2022/23 season

    Statistically speaking, that's practically impossible without some 'adjustment'.
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    Ref of the season at Goodison Park ?.

    This is such an easy one to answer for me; none of them. They're all as bad as each other and if you could take the best bits of each referee and put them together to make one referee, that official still wouldn't be competent enough to ref a Dad's versus Lads match at any junior football event...
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    Match Thread Everton v Crystal Palace - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    'Kin flares disrupting play! 'Koff idiots!!! COYB!!!!
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    Match Thread Everton v Brentford. Preview, Match Report and MotM poll

    I've just had to share this my Blue friends. Got to work at 8:55 to be greeted by a charming old man who asked me, "Are you ready for the big game today?" Fortunately, I'm wearing my Everton tie so I flashed him the club crest and replied, "No! But I'm ready for the big game tomorrow!" Nuff...
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    Match Thread Everton v Brentford. Preview, Match Report and MotM poll

    Aw that's very decent of you witchdoc and I'm sure the worldwide web of cats forgives you. For what it's worth, Milo took your post in good faith as he can only see a win for us on Sunday. Sadly, he won't be there but will be watching from the comfort of his basket, surrounded by at least three...
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    Match Thread Everton v Brentford. Preview, Match Report and MotM poll

    This is just the type of felineist comment that gives us Blues a bad name! A cat should be able to wear his favourite kit in his own home without being picked on. Remember what Brian Labone once said; "One cat wearing an Everton jumper is worth twenty Liverpudlians." That's our Brian for you!
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    Match Thread Everton v Brentford. Preview, Match Report and MotM poll

    Milo Richard; a ginger cat but a True Blue moggie. Nil Catis Nisi Optimum. (That's the last time I let the missus tumble dry my Everton stuff).
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    Match Ticket Thread - Spares/Requests - FACE VALUE OR LESS ONLY!

    Looking for one Brentford ticket please Blues. Absolutely anywhere in the ground. Fingers crossed!!! WhatsApp 07568451116.
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    Match Thread Everton v Chelsea - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll.

    Like we give a toss mate. Today is all about the better end of the East Lancs. Road.
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    Match Thread Everton v Chelsea - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll.

    Does anybody know exactly where Richy lobbed that flare? It looked like he chucked it back in The Street End!
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    Match Thread Everton v Chelsea - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll.

    What a performance Blues! That's what this beautiful club is all about!!! COYB!!!!
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    Match Thread Everton v Chelsea - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll.

    Chelsea players seem terribly irritable. Did they not sleep well or something?
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    Match Thread Everton v Chelsea - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll.

    So will this be another 90 minutes of getting shafted by the inept/corrupt/biased officials of the Sly Sports Premier League? COYB!!!!
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    Relegation

    Rubber Snake FC doing us a favour so far.... And to think, they'd be in The Top Four Clubs In Each Big European Country's League if we hadn't stolen Magnificent Marco from them all those years ago. There's just no justice Blues!
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    Relegation

    If we get relegated (and it's still in our own hands), it won't be because we lost 2-0 at the cesspit or because we didn't get a penalty against Citeh. It'll be down to losing 5-2 at home to Watford, spineless performances at Norwich and Brentford, and constantly going a goal down before we...
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