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Feels like this has been a really straightforward transfer tbh. Don't see how it could have been done much quicker given the u21 tournament.

Gonna be the new "Gana at Finch Farm" picture this, guaranteed.

been doing pics at HD

We need a song “I come from a land across the channel 6 foot five and full of muscle”

Where’s that little pox bottle ‘transfer guru’ Ross whatever his name is saying ‘the deal is nowhere near done’. Odious little reptile with an obvious agenda against Everton.

I've read Geordies sign contracts with an uppercut to a Police horse...

Obviously not. Nobody is.

That's a fair point. I mean, companies chauffeur around common-or-garden execs and they are hardly as valuable as a player like this poor lad. Speeding, it seems. One thing I will give credit to the Spanish authorities for is they do not shy...

People who post stuff like that are weird beyond belief.

Emiliano Sala, and they had to search the channel to find him because he was originally missing (the pilot still unfound), and the deal ended up in court because cardiff didn't want to pay 'cos he'd never turned up. Grim stuff all round.

When Man Utd signed Rooney they realistically only paid 10 mil up front. The rest of the money came in instalments over the next few years. We could theoretically spend 300 mil with only 100 mil of that spent up front if we wanted to

We appear to be in the hands of very clever owners who are not afraid to use whatever advantage necessary to return us to the top table. Finally.

Can't speak for Dixon but Onyango is already with the Stockport squad. He was in their tour pictures.