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Will he pick up a slight injury in pre season that puts him out for initially a couple of weeks, then a set back will keep him out for a month, then another set back, another strain, another couple of months getting match fit, and is then let go...

I hope he is paying us

I hope he's not on a "lucrative contract" of any kind

Can someone tell me why we might want Grealish on loan? Of all the players we might look at, why the hell? Surely we a) don't have the money to fund him and it would be stupid to waste any that we do have, when someone like him is not our...

That is why we need rotation, something as Evertonians we are not used to but I believe that Branthwaite and Tarky playing every minute of every game massively contributed to their injuries.

I've forgotten who he is

Probably because people have lost patience with DCL.

Doucoure chaff

Doucoure still on the pitch is a disgrace

Whereas "Hill Dick" sounds better

Thick and lumpy

I heard a dirty filthy rumour earlier, someone had the audacity to claim we used to play at Anfield. The Nerve!

Hill Dickinson are salt of the earth!

It sounds such an old fashioned name - "the Hill Dickinson Stadium" - dry as a f***in bone. Hardly gets the attention like "the Emirates" or "the Eitihad". Plenty of teams don't have their stadium renamed - Villa, Chelsea, Forest, Newcastle...