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Alan Myers has just tweeted that he expects news of outgoings at Southampton later tonight. Kevin Keegan to Newcastle and Peter Shilton to Derby is the word...

What are you going to do about it then? Constantly ranting on a football forum hasn't solved anything, so what's your next move?

I thought it was the Friedkins.

Yes. I've just seen that. It did say earlier that both wouldn't. I guess that Arsenal put pressure on them.

Sky reporting that Guehe and Eze are starting for Palace in the Conference League tonight. LOL.

don't be furious over things you can't control

Get Ake wrapped up and then onto our priority position.. Another keeper. 3 keepers on the bench would be the dream.

I think we’ve still got Matthew Pennington knocking around in a drawer somewhere

Does it count as talks if we're just calling them up asking "so is that still a no?"

Absolutely! However, if it’s raining do you run around telling everyone it’s raining twenty times a day or, do you understand that they can also see it’s raining?

I used to know someone whose wife had a regular number plate with letters LJH. Underneath the large characters it then had her name ' LINDA JOYCE H.......'. Oh dear!

People who don't use question marks. Also people who use 'of' instead of 'have'.

Taking a dump, and then going through the elaborate ritual: a quick sniff to determine its fragrance, wiping (sometimes two times, sometimes ten times, depending on the circumstances, as you will all be aware), pulling your tweeds up, tucking in...