Recent content by paultheblue

I have read this three times before I realised it was rhyming slang. I couldn't work out why he had sausage and mash in his pocket

"Slowly slowly catchy monkey" That's my contribution for the day

I agree i spent loads of time there when I was a kid even went to school there for about six months when my mum was ill. Though I was just an average player in Liverpool I was like Tommy Maradona down there. Southsea was really nice and I spent many hours at Clarence Pier amusements, Navy days...

It just means you have to bring your own frying pan

Just ring them mate they will do it over the phone if you quote your membership number

That really is tragic, none of us know how long we have left. Condolences to his wife and family god only knows what they are going through. RIP Diego

Does he need a lift?

I remember a lad opening his desk like that and finding that someone had pinned a dead rat on the inside of the lid with a compass.

I use to work with a woman who's desk was just full of paper giving the impression that she was a very busy woman , when she was off one day I dumped half of this paperwork in the bin when she came back she never even noticed it was gone.

In geordieland that's a sign of affection

My first weekly wage was £8 for a 40 hour week in the same year

That's what my misses use to say

Even when he is sitting on his throne with his crown on his head he worries about us all you know

I agree mate ,it's time some different posters slagged him off

In his recent interview he talks of Carlo telling him to stay in the 18 yard box and only take one touch. This was the season he scored 16 goals. He sees this as Carlo recognising his strengths but I would more likely think that it was Carlo recognising his limitations.