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VAR..... checks badge on shirt....... NO PEN

Want to play regular football Michael? ‘Nah I’m fine just sitting on the bench all season and coming on for the odd hilarious cameo where I cost the team a load of points by ducking under crosses, walking around the penalty area in a daze for...

I tried to put a positive spin on this, but I fell off my chair

That's all out of contracts sorted, we prob have a little bit of time to play with with the lads expiring in 2026. Bring me new players Dan.

The first goal at Bramley Moore big Mick Keane soars majestically to power home a header from a Jack Harrison cross. Won't be a dry eye in the house. Spoiler. Everton 1 Brighton 4.

Im made up to be honest mate - think of it this way - that's an extra 5 or 6 million gone in to the right wing or no 10 spot.

Flags at half mast

;)

Only missing the signature. Moshiri delayed signing a deal which would have saved us a points deduction due to failing PSR, so until there`s a signature I`m not going to celebrate. If it comes off its a good deal for the club.

Athletic and rangy. High stamina and engine, good blend of physical presence and technical control. Versatile - can play in all midfield spine positions. good positional awareness, great in the press, great movement off the ball, good close...

He's a wizard..... apparently

Rolls Royce of an engine on him too I’ve heard

That's cos beto is like r9.

You could clip all Beto's goals though and make him look like R9. Let's wait and see.