Ollie d's latest activity

Not my sheets good sir. As a 50 yo Man my bedsheets have Kevin Sheedy on them. NB. Not a Euphemism.

"Rumours of a Friedkin take-over but not sure tbh"

I've read Geordies sign contracts with an uppercut to a Police horse...

They'd be chiselling an X under some cave art if it was a Newcastle contract.

Sink or swim time.

Mate, Onana thinks he's destined for Barca or Real. Not a chance in hell he'd ever entertain coming back here.

His performance v PSG at Villa Park in April when they were 5-1 down on aggregate is well worth watching for any naysayers. When he was taken off (on a yellow) Villa lost the bit between their teeth. He always seems to turn up against us, too. I...

Can attest

Look at Martinez there- "once Everton touches you, you lose your hair "

Well that was lucky. All round to Pizza Express for an entirely non sweaty celebration for some, I guess.

Today’s transfer thread. Keeping you dry and safe.

We just come through some pretty horrendous PSR issues. We have overhauled our entire footballing leadership structure in advance of the transfer window amd are now seemingly trying to implement a new transfer model lead by a manager who is...

Delap reflecting on his decision 12months from now.

I stuff nearly-dead beavers like a taxidermist.

Christ, I knew there were a few sequels but that’s getting ridiculous.