Recent content by OKEvertonian

Hopefully with his snide shithousery, he’ll be welcomed with open arms

His playing style is so awkward it confuses the defenders in the box. More of it, please.

If Keane is going to make youthful (a generous descriptor) mistakes, why not play Branthwaite over him? At least there's some upside that he can improve with experience.

Not playing a full match is a bigger indictment. He was brought in January as reinforcement, and clearly hasn't shown anything in training for two months now to be even more effective than Lil Bernard.

All week I kept seeing the tweets promoting the Colombian Everton watchalong for the Derby. I kept thinking it was cruel and unusual to submit our new Colombian friends to such pain, so early on in the relationship. Oh how wonderful it is to be wrong and may they continue to bring us such good...

It is blasphemous to assert that when we look back in 5-10 years, that this lad could be a better signing than James was for that 2020 Summer window? Godfrey was an absolute steal at his price, considering the foundation he is currently laying and should continue to lay for our backline.

I've watched enough National Handegg League games this year where teams have had to play shorthanded. Let their paste eating leadership step in and make City use their reserve side on short notice.

Just imagine how free flowing the goals will come when Richy finds his scoring boots again.

Good fashion choice for Silva with the all black, like he knew he was going to the funeral for this season.

The complete lack of killer instinct from this lad will end me.

Every since the window has slammed shut, I've often been stuck with the the thought how in 2014 when the 72 point watermark was hit, injuries led to relying on a highly touted 19 year old defender. And that 19 year old was a key facet in many late season wins that made a 4th place finish feel...

@Eggs For the most lurkers (who wish to chuckle at the manic banter and bed wetters) but also enjoy staying informed without wading through too much of it, you truly are a sanity saver