Englishman, Welshman and a Pakistani in the maternity ward waiting room.
Doctor comes out – “there’s been a mix up” he says, “we don’t know which baby is which, you’ll have to go in one by one and choose your baby”.
Englishman goes in first of...
I was sewing my seed when I was sixteen with a twenty-five year old who was engaged; she was decent looking - a solid 6/10.*
Great tits, decent face but a bit plump, or so I thought at the time. Anyway, I’d give up seeing her most night to chase...