Parma got their ham.
Cornwall got their pasties.
Cheddar got their cheese.
These morons couldn't keep hold of their puddings.
Trillion dollar fail.
Shambles!
You light up my senses,
Like a gallon of Magnet,
Like a packet of Woodbines,
Like a good pinch of snuff,
Like a night out in Sheffield,
Like a greasy chip butty,
Oh Sheffield United,
Come thrill me again!
Another old rocker seriously ill after having a Cardiac Arrest the weekend, still on life support and his wife said he has brain damage so not looking good