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His wages apparently double after a certain amount of games so they might

Arsenal just signing ALL the players. Not envious in the slightest. Honest. I dont think they'll sign Fofana if they sign Eze by the way.

Well that's where I was coming from

clearly is an ambitious word to use when all we have is rumors. Negotiation takes two sides.

I mean neither of us know for sure, but if we'd not been dragging our heels, met Saints' valuation and additional demands why has it not been done. If you've more detail then share it and I'll cede to your greater knowledge otherwise its just...

Well clearly we are or we'd have him by now if we weren't?

Denada

Stoppit

But a virgin nonetheless yeah ?

Whats that to do with Douglas Luis ? Close thread maybe??

It would appear so mate. Moyes sneaking back in to Goodison looking for spare change down the back of the sofas.

Halcyon days.

There was one year, not that long ago if my memory isn't deceiving me (entirely possible), when Sky couldn't even be arsed sending a reporter to FF on transfer deadline day. We've been a meme club now for so long it's ceased to be funny. Still...

Always hurts. Seeing a loansome Vinny O'connor looking into the distance like some forlorn sailors wife knowing her husband is lost forever to waves. Heartbreaking.

As Zatara has already named every footballer in the world under 25 it would be hard for him not to be mentioned here.