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Not clever. I just can't get wrapped up in things to the extent others do. Ultimately does it affect me or those closest to me or is it in my control? Big resounding no to all the above. So might aswell make light of it.

You dont know that. You're assuming it and peddling it like its a fact.

We're at DEFCON5, make no mistake. Pissy pants levels are off the scale. The Athletic hasn't the first idea of how bad things really are. Guaranteed sheet shortage imminent in the North West. United fans getting concerned as a result.

Why ?

I know. Its horrific. The comments are sparky and mainly say the same thing - " can he play RW" etc Its like the club is deliberately flicking piss at us.

Know much about this guy? Can't find any details of him online. Out the blue. Leaks must've been plugged.

The name "benj" is quite apt because I'm sure bobble has had him licking peanutbutter off his knob and bollocks at least once.

Hang on we re-signed our injury prone captain. Jeez, some people are never satisfied.

The club's media team thought they were dead clever doing that passport thing, thinking there'd be loads of exciting players joining from all over the world. Instead we got 4 stamps, with the last 2 being Nottingham and Birmingham.

Yep, apparently the Lino missing the ball going out for a corner on Monday was a clear indicator of this

Not part of my agenda. My determination has its limits !

Not like we conceded from open play. I don't think those mentioned improve our "xG" any. Our attacking play was awful, ineffective and disjointed. Two defenders unlikely to have affected that. Agree the squad looks inadequate though.

I'd be happy with that. Bit out of the blue but if you fight in the dressing room and get told your balls are small by your boss I suppose it's not wholly unsurprising !

We’ll get Rowe from Marseille.

Im determined to be attractive to the opposite sex but still hasn't happened 😕