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Not me. Been a fan for ages

Going "tete a tete"with his current employer was never gonna work out. All legitimate reasons if he decides to sign with them again. Nothing to do with our team I'd suggest. We were used like a cheap whore or a ten to two bird in a night club...

Used his head as the French might say ! 🤔

I know. It wasn't intended to spark a debate about how monolingual us Brits are.

Way more erudite. Older. And he wasn't a "wonderkid" as such. Plus who cares ?

Could barely speak English, doubt Spanish would've been in his locker.

Jesus. Everyone take a breath. If he signs good. If not, no great shakes. Who broke it is largely irrelevant and surely not worth anyone's energy.

Alcaraz.

He’s got a child. If he’s settled in London and his kid is at a good school etc then moving across the country to Liverpool is quite the change for him and his family. I get that moving around can often come with the territory as a footballer but...

Kenny Tete is good enough that I would be happy if he signed but not so good that I would be unhappy if he didn’t sign. He’s right in the Not Really Arsed sweet spot.

Don't forget that free kick in pre season. This place had him penned as the second coming of Arjen Robben.

What does he make of this season’s kit(t)

I knew his old man, Michael. Used to say his car could talk.

Bad, bad times

Just to confirm the criteria for players we should be targeting that nobody will complain about, according to the brains trust of GOT. The player must be under the age of 28 but also older than 23 because they must have experience. They must...