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Would anyone accept a high sell on % if it meant we could negotiate a lesser fee? A bit like that Kubo with Real having 50% sell on

That lad Jimenez who always scores against us with the Terry Butcher bandage every game. Les Ferdinand mkII against us that lad

I tried to think of all the out and out right wingers we've had since '95. Could name 3 (4 if count Kanchelskis)...Grant, Alexandersson and VDM. Everyone else has been played out of position. It's been a neglected position for too long and I...

I think the nervousness comes from not wanting to be dry bummed by fellow PL teams in USA due to lack of playing squad. As long as we have what we need / almost need by the first competitive game in a few weeks it'll be sound. I don't know about...

I'm not fussed, the more time has gone on I've concluded he'd be a decent bench warmer for a team with an established FB, coming on now and again. I don't think he'd be a Baines level FB for us. I'm happy to bide our time and get it right rather...

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or supportive, but I'll go with the latter. Anyway, Angus Gunn dressed as Goose playing volleyball in Top Gun hi-5ing JP at Finch Farm next I reckon

I think you missed your calling in life, these reveals are obviously your thing

Win home games, score goals, win a derby. That'd be my first desirable target. Beyond that, win the elusive league cup, qualify for Europe. Is this so much to ask for.

If this was the 90's whoever signs him would have the newspaper reveal of him in a hackney taxi all smiles, flat cap on bonce, meter with digits of his fee or the date

Wasn't that Stekelenberg the year before JP arrived

I can only really remember Robin Olsen playing about 2-3 league games and possibly Begovic once. Pickford has been our most available player in terms of fitness and suspensions I think

Would be similar to a Gareth Barry style signing. Would easily step into about 17 other midfields in this league no problem. I hate the guy (mostly coz he looks like an old neighbour I disliked), but I'd love him if he played for us, exactly the...

Remember speaking to him in town once before he moved to Australia, referred to him as Graham rather than James. Cringe about it now.

I loved watching a Weah / Bierhoff, Batistuta / Oliveira partnership. Subscription tv has ruined footy in this modern age. Anyway when are the OOC Hammers players joining us!?

The soundtrack to my Sunday afternoons as a kid, hoping Milan or Fiorentina would be on