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Way to throw a sickie mate! 🤣 🤣

I'm literally boarding a private jet in Genoa right now, I'll keep my eyes peeled for whoever it is

A @Moomin thread. The death knell for any transfer rumour.

Expect to see Merlin Rolls going for £9.50 in the Dockyard Kitchen if this goes through

Did he score?

To be fair, you could be saying anything in that Red Bull thread, there's nobody else in there to check it

👀 don't go to bed yet

Yeah, definitely this. Think he's capable of developing into a really decent deep lying midfielder too.

I know, his name is Merlin Rohl And I like him

As long as he passes the Moyes eye test I'm happy.

All I know of him is that he almost scored a brilliant goal in the last minute of the U21s final

He's a ball winning midfielder who won 80 percent of his tackles last year. He presses like there is no tomorrow. He sees himself as an 8. He has played at 10, but really as a hard pressing Doucoure type, there to harry the defence. He's not...

Just asked my German ex about this lad and he said he's basically Carlton Palmer mixed with Stefan Effenberg But he also thinks goats are just baby cows so make of that what you will

When can we cancel this absolute shill nob? "accepted move, keen on project" "kissing badge ... clear message"

Do you work for the press team at Everton?