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This, in a nutshell, for all the transfer whingebags out there, is why we haven't signed 10 players yet.

It was a preseason game you lunatics

He’s my new Doucoure.

I’m still not convinced by him, but he’s capable of a decent pass. Really poor first touch and too careless in possession to be a starter in my view though.

Decent 45 followed by a dreadful 45. We tired badly second half, and Bournemouth had plenty in reserve. All about the size and quality of the squad, which we all knew anyway. Nothing new learned. Just reinforces that there’s plenty of work to do.

We’ll never get anywhere with the likes of Garner and McNeil as starters. They’re such obvious Championship level players.

Ha, well that was quite a different second half wasn’t it.

I think we've looked quite promising. Started really brightly especially. Perfect role for Mylo, I really rate Iroegbunam, Beto is looking sharp and Ndiaye is just a joy to watch. Not really any major complaints – McNeil isn't of the standard...

At least nobody’s overreacting.

Can't it wait til Monday? It's Friday night mate I'm knackered

If they can't keep hold of Isak as a Champions League club, owned by a petro-state, then really what on earth is the point? What is it that the rest of us are supposed to be aiming for? To be Brighton on steroids?

This is a new peak, makes the Echo journalists look like professionals.

I know Joyce is more reliable than most but in general no one has had a clue this window what Everton are doing

Christ you need some beta-blockers or something