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Good bit of business that isn’t it.

Branthwaite?

Been out injured for 2 years, welcome to the Everton 🫶

What media stuff? He’s a player we already own, that is extending his existing contract by 1 year. It is strange that we have to make such a monumental deal out of it.

Why don’t we just announce it, why are we so strange.

Settles in for a cheeky bit of Love Island on the crushed velvet couch with the missus and the French Bulldogs 👌💯

Gallagher looks like the kind of bloke who gets waxed.

Gets Botox in his sack,so it's got no wrinkles. Just a smooth pouch.

No one cares, why does it matter?

Hey lads I’ve just realised if all of our players get injured then we’ll have to play all of the under 21s!!! :(

And if Pickford's arm falls off we'll be playing Harry Tyrer. What's your point?

Will be puzzled if Barry and a free agent, as well as Keane and Gana extensions aren’t announced by Monday tbh.

We got the ball to Beto just fine last season so I think we’ll be ok.

Why is 20 goals the benchmark? How many strikers have scored 20 goals in a season in the last decade of Premier League football? If Barry scored 15 next season would that not be good enough?

You’re doing it wrong mate, we only scrutinise the source with a fine toothed comb when it’s a good rumour that people would like to be true.