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Player of the Year runner up Iliman Ndiaye got 9 goals and 0 assists while on pens.

Impressive numbers.

What sort of a record are you looking for mate, who would cost a similar price and not already be at a top club or on the radar of one? Can you describe in just a few short sentences your perfect transfer please?

30 games 5 goals and two assists :dodgy: Hardly what you would call impressive

Decent defender but his injury record is definitely a concern. Pretty much every season and there is no reason to believe that his time at Everton would be any different. Probably worse given our luck with injuries. I would look elsewhere tbh.

He’s crap and fat.

Ah yes, a goal from open play is a more satisfying goal (less satisfying goals still count the same as satisfying ones)

And can't include penalties as they don't count, or any set piece.for that matter as Martinez once said they're not proper goals.

I did forget to add that his YouTube highlights video must only include blammos because tap ins are pointless and anyone can score them.

Can you confirm the 3 players names please Mike who fit your criteria because I have additional requests that include Must be 2 footed and be able to play in goal in an emergency Must not have a surname that sounds remotely like Benitez or be...

Subclause to the "they must never have been injured, ever": Player must not have ever suffered Hamstring tears in particular.

Just to confirm the criteria for players we should be targeting that nobody will complain about, according to the brains trust of GOT. The player must be under the age of 28 but also older than 23 because they must have experience. They must...

It genuinely isn’t.

"I want to play with Yamal in Barcelona"... Yet downed tools for United. Not like Grealish for me, who seems a bit out of favour. Rashford actually thinks hes an elite footballer, when he's living on his past. Huge swerve.

Good ebening Jim.