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channel 4 12:35am (20 minutes away, oh go on then...)

Give us a discount on a good Guerneying?

Straight outta Tesco, A crazy Tetley supper named Jo-Jo, From a gang of pensioners with attitude, Gotta job-on, Getta cob-on, Squeeze the butter on a butty on me barm-roll

Can everything be quoted in dollars please. Global game, global denominations. Thank you.

Never heard of this guy & never seen him play but his Sofascore match ratings aren't great. I'm assuming there must be a good player in there somewhere if Moyes wants him so I'll give him a chance. Hopefully Merlin will enjoy his spell at Everton.

Were missing a mittefeldspeiler and a rightbachenzedeutch.

Watching 'Jurassic world Afterbirth' or whatever it is. Everyone is dumb. There is no need to make people dumb. Stop it. It's infuriating.

Posting this hungover after a great day. Didn’t get to the game. Had to watch on Sky, and being honest was nervous about the whole day. I really hadn’t realised just what effect the last 3 years had had on me. I would say I thought that at 57...

You’ve just been humped at the DickyDome

Of the nose?

We’re loopy for Lopy

Goat’s jumping the shark is a sentence I’d never thought I’d type.

Doesn’t shock me as much as your stance on white socks.

You can keep them all cooped up on that tiny island up there thankyou