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He pokerfaced Southampton in fairness. Had them coming to him with counter offers that kept getting lower and lower.

Think that's why it took so long. The media team were looking on here for puns that hadn't been used.

Still space in the passport for one more?! 🤣

I don’t even know what that means because I have actual friends in real life.

I really like the look of this young man and I was hoping he’d get a few games this season but this is the right call ultimately. He’s going to be their best player . Even Lawrenson might be a fan after this season .

Announcement videos take time, they’re rohling out the red carpet I’m sure

I still think Armstrong will be a 6 so this is a solid move, 19 is ridiculously young for that position and the Championship is a tough league. Hopefully there is a guaranteed starts clause.

Controversial yet brave to choose a roll pun over a wizard pun

Nice little production tease that 💙.

We have Garner, Charly, KDH, Iroegbunam and Armstrong who could have covered that. Any of which I would rather see starting a match over Patterson or Coleman right now.

Armstrong confirmed to Preston must mean this has gone through

I read that his past girlfriends complained he never kissed them anywhere except below the jawline. They say he was a neck romancer.

I’m sure our medical team will come up with the right potion if he does.

Some horrible trolling from blues on the rangers subreddit. I am reading things from "blues" saying the likes of: These have got to be Celtic fans in disguise. The lad barely kicked a ball for us.

Worth it just for the ongoing meltdown from the Patterson Horsemen of the Apocalypse in his thread.