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A cannae confirm A cannae deny In fact A cannae speak Except for on my patreon which comes with a free can of soup and a pin badge which says "a cannae have a can a soop"

Dear Mr Moyes Is it true you wish to sign Morten Hjulmand? Yours sincerely Morten Hjulmand

Seems legit, here are bags of money so you can partake in a proper scrooge McDuck money bath

I am Mavid Doyes and I can confirm we will be signing some players at some point between next Monday onwards. You can pay to join my patreon at mavidsmarvellousdoyesdoesdallas.com for up to date inside club info.

We have a very low bellend tolerance and you are elite.

I think it's obvious what you are

….Justin Clarke an interesting one, not least because the club invested monies in acquiring him. I’d be thinking he’ll be with U21 group this season, maybe with the option of using him as a central striker at times. Also, be interesting if...

….’Kubo isn’t signing for Everton’. There you go, fella :blush:

Going to Madrid with Doucs & Dom i reckon

I`d have also thought he`d have a club by now too.

Zats gonna be heartbroken when he sees this

Grown men btw.

….odd how we’ve never really brought a keeper through in my 60+ years watching Everton. Albert Dunlop, Andy Rankin and Geoff Barnett decent enough but none really staked their place, hardly anything since, maybe Jason Keaton et al. Amazing...

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Dom from the block Used to have a little now i gotta lot I'm still, I'm still Dom from the block

His latest instagram post is a right slap in the face