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Please. I have a double first in giraffe genetics and rocketry from Fylde Polytechnic. It's a cut throat industry but ya never know.

Turn on the Data Wizbanger Moyes and see who she spits out

I would but I really, really hate that guy.

This statement is 3 words too long

Even on a free he would still be a waste of a wage.

I'd say no if they were paying us money.

Do u remember one eyed Gary? The fella who got the fork in his eye at Forest Green away? Well his lads just got on a course via his jobseekers allowance and it's a 6 month NASA course about space exploration and the emergence of desert planets...

I had a full scholarship to Harvard from Nasa to pursue my lifelong ambition to breed giraffes in the Sahara but I thought no way can I miss out on seeing Danny Mead fire Everton to the title. How mistaken I am. Now I'm penniless and living...

He's got to go, scandalous performance and i cut my bloody caravan holiday in Skegness short for this crap

Everton vs Bradford City League Cup Second Round 24th August 2027 Everton entered the second round of the league cup and were at an advantage with a home tie over League Two Bradford City, although stranger things have happened. Ferguson...

PRE-SEASON RESULTS AND TRANSFER UPDATES EVERTON BRING IN TWO NEW PLAYERS With Alberto Moleiro going one way, Michael Olise came the other. A magnificent capture by Duncan Ferguson bringing in an influential footballer such as Olise. The...

Likely already been pointed out - but interesting that the club has decided to run with this graphic on their socials in relation to this perception that we'll be seeing 'lots of new faces' this summer...

More than welcome number 25