You know, as we seem to be in the 'golden age' of the wrong un, perhaps now is an opportunity for a real life interpretation of the Running Man.
You've got Brand, the Tate's, Diddy for starters. Could be a real ratings winner for Christmas.
“So Russ we’re pleading not guilty today we need to think carefully about your image in court. We’re thinking plain Asda George/Moss Bros style suit. That ok with you?”
“I’m going to go dressed as a sex attacker”
“Nice one Russ, sex attacker it...