Absolutely spot on.
Then negotiate a contract with him (a reasonable wage, not an obscene "here's a CL wage" along with a clause of 90-100m which is not outrageous and one he would know clubs would trigger ) and he will have 2 options
1. Stay...
The Barkley - promises a great experience, but the barstaff have been known to accept offers from rival establishments and leave customers in the lurch...
The DuelFuel Drop-In - tends to run out of gas after an hour leading to a very flat...
I've ran my super computer for next season and it is telling me the Everton fans will turn on Moyes and a new manager will come in and be the greatest thing since sliced bread until you all turn on him.
I have been having psychotic episodes of late and during them I’m prone to fitting songs around our players names. Been playing with this one to the tune of ‘Do the walk of life’ by Dire Straits
Jordan Pickford’s a f*****g monster! He hates the...