Analyse the lack of punctuation. The lazy username. The lack of profile pic. The brevity of the message.
I've seen forgeries like this before, but nothing this impressive.
They went ahead and closed the doors to the shop at Goodison and then realized that the staff from there needed somewhere new to work. Never dawned on anyone that it might be an idea to have the new shop ready to before closing the other one.
Yes, we want to sign Fellows, but West Brom are on a lucrative pre season tour of Solihull where he is from, and the local hero is contracted to stay with them until the tour is over.