All I can say is that I was pretty much out of control at the age of 18. But then I was a shearer in outback Australia then, and … well, they/we did things differently out there. The dwarves would have been tossed and the tits would have involved...
Calm down. I was just suggesting that he was a Young Boys Berne fan in response to some lad that said he was going to Bernley in response to some other lad that suggested that he would go to play in the Swiss league because his missus is Swiss...