Recent content by Kyle G.

Like an Alabama prostitute....toothless. But a point away is better than none!

Florida is a rancid anus of a state, but it's only a 7 hour drive for me. I think I'll be able to see Everton (and boo Fabian Delph) in person for the first time!

I love Everton, but this is like watching a dog struggle to release a turd from its butt.

Festering anuses?

As somebody who knows ZERO about strategy, I have to ask a possibly-dumb question. I can see with my own eyes that his crosses often seem a little off. Or more than a little off. But I also see him breeze by defenders with some ball-control ability. So would it make sense to have him in the...

I see Tosun coming on...I must've smoked too much peyote last night.

There it is!

I would rather bring back Arouna Kone with yellow hair.

If the omission on Wednesday was due to illness, I'm inclined to think he's staying. Two reasons: 1. Ancelloti's made it pretty clear Kean is part of the club's future. Said this for a while now. That could be just talk to play hardball with other clubs, or it could be the truth. I think he's...

At about the 8:25 mark of the video, he's walking without a noticeable limp and seems in good spirits. I think we can safely assume there's no fracture, ligament tear, or gonorrhea. I'm a doctor, but a doctor of theology. Not orthopedics so it's just my armchair analysis.

He's a signing I was very excited about and I was looking forward to seeing him grow here. Would like to see him hunker down and stay. If his pending departure were happening under Silva, Koeman, Fat Sam, etc., I would be upset. But, one of Ancelotti's farts has more football knowledge than...

To my very untrained American eye, it looks like Everton are actually trying? I'm not used to seeing the players in the middle trying--and succeeding--when it comes to winning the ball and moving it forward. I like it.

In a dirty sock after abusing ourselves. Or anywhere 6-10th.

Bear in mind I know absolutely nothing about football, strategy, etc. But I thought he looked good yesterday. He seemed like he was able to bully some of Bournemouth's players with his size. It made him look like he knew what he was doing, at least to this novice.

He's about to get 90 minutes with no service, so I don't think rest will be an issue today....