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It's absolutely written in the stars every time for them. Can't make it up. Whether it's a penalty, red card, or a goal right at the end in extra time.

It’s Arsenal. They will piss the bed.

Rio fapfest ensues. He'll be playing for Bournemouth in three years.

The RS are the only team in the world who could lose the 1st leg 9-0 and win the second leg 10-0

They bloody can. They always do.

You know what’s gonna happen lads… Salah been anonymous all game will pop one in on 99 minutes

Not far wrong mate 😞

12 mins added time. Just watch.

What sanctions are the FA talking about for that flag mate ? I`ve got to say, I thought it was a work of genius, like the type of thing David Squires would like to do if he was allowed to !

Eddie Howe will be starting to hope the England job comes up again soon.

The RS should launch a bid in for Isak tonight for the geordies heads to completely fall off. It would be magical viewing

The good news is we have cover for AFCON and we can actually roll out a good B team for the cups without shooting ourselves in the foot. Moyes can also finally have reliable subs. We could surprise this year IF we can survive without Branners and...

Just flippin’ typical innit.

Ha.... you're not wrong. The likes of him will just tell you "it's great for the city" through absolute gritted teeth.

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