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Yeah and take the scenic (very long route) I guess

You've got approximately 8-11 years of love left. After that I recommend nipping out for some milk :coffee:

4 teenagers here. 13, 14, 16 and 18. The 3 youngest hate me. The 18 year old is now through the hate phase and has now entered the tolerance phase. Hormones flying about everywhere. Scared to make eye contact with any of them. Happy...

Yeah, he did reverse donuts between petrol pumps. Ride or die baby.....

Also too Senegalese to play for England.

What, the yogurt?

We won 2-2, so all was good :coffee:

Ben Doak He’s no joke Solid as an oak That’s all folks

Anyone who answers sensibly in this thread has a free bus pass 😂.

Can you put a voice mail on a fax machine? Hopefully they've got broadband at the new stadium.

Put a voicemail on and state the starting price is £105 million and not to bother calling back unless you've got the money to transfer up front. Every player has a price.

….Zat hasn’t got a ‘common sense’ filter on his computer game ;)

Danny Drinkwater.

A ticket to a game.