Kaiser Soysauce's latest activity

I miss the crazy sausage. I don't want him back, but he did amuse me at times. Blaming Lukaku's mum for using voodoo was my personal highlight/ lowlight.

mate you appear new to Everton, the basics have been a problem for our midfield for years

Wouldn't it be nice if everton got a nice little earner post castore.

Probably Kopites.

2 votes, later or worse. Jesus wept....

Happy to delete this thread if it is duplicated elsewhere: "Manchester City sign partnership deal with Puma worth at least £1bn Deal with kit manufacturer runs until at least 2035 Contract worth £100m a year, up from £65m a year". Talk about a...

I assume we’re sending a delegation to Juventus to wrap up the Luiz signing.

After seeing our new striker in the new kit being paraded round the new Stadium, I hope you washing machines are going on a High Temp wash today. You know who you are!

Youth nowadays aren't arsed about working. Probably happy playing clash royale on his phone while sitting in a dead comfy heated chair in BMD.

….he played a blinder in this;

The dialogue being: Everton: “Can we have McAtee for real cheap?” Man City: “No.”

I have a onesie made of nappy material. Good to go.

You just upped the head patting misogyny to 200% sir, well done I suppose.