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At the end of the 83/84 season after we won the FA Cup I decided I wouldn't shave again until we won the League. Don't know why I made that decision but thankfully Howie and his boys made it a comparatively short term deal as I couldn't wait to...

Morning everyone, Thanks for all the kind granny wishes. Getting exciting at BMD , they are even starting stadium tours in September 😂. We normally get rectangular bales of hay for the goats and sheep. Not light but you can get a couple in...

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KDH started medical yesterday??? Will it be finished by the end of the window?

"I'm declared an" Fell at the first. Glue factory for you

But we are Everton. We will turn him into a Reliant Robin in no time...with two wheels instead of three. I reckon we would even have destroyed Messi but, of course, I'm just being a cynical old b*steward.

He's hijacked the plane. 'Take me to....anywhere, but Everton'

I felt the same way about Prison Break. Initially good but it began to drag.

We need a double-barrelled named player. Most clubs have at least one and now that DCL has gone I feel like we're missing out.

Are you in a relationship by any chance? Just asking.

Both of these together really. Having a free day to yourself with no responsibilities to attend to is bliss. Wanna stay in bed all day? sit in front of the TV, play video games, read a book, sit in silence or go for an aimless 3 hour walk to...

Serious question. Do they come half full or half empty?

He may have been better accepting a lower deal with us but one based on an added increment each time he scores. For example, £20k per goal so it focuses him on actually doing what he is paid to do. That way he can accept an £80k per week contract...

This lad needs to stick to cheffing. Mercedes G Class turnovers is clearly his speciality.

Fella, it seems to me from an outsiders view point that you are competing against...yourself! You are clearly highly thought of but, for whatever reason, you seem to be looking for something which only you can define. Why can you just not step...