Recent content by John Ebbrwool

Have I lost my mind or have they mixed up the photos on the originals photo wall? I found our photo under Colin Harvey when I went with my lad at the Mansfield game and haven’t been able to find it since. I went back today and compared a photo I took of the wall (that I’d circled to help my...

We would win the league if it was walking football. That break then from Irebougnan’s interception looked like it was a replay being played back in half speed.

None of them are timing their walk when they come out, it’s a disgrace! I want them all synching up their steps onto the pitch like Genesis.

That was absolutely shocking. We need a new striker in January. And two fullbacks who can actually run with the ball. I can’t think of any positives from that game, just absolutely shambolic. The away fans were annoyingly loud and really drove their team on right from the off too, fair play to...

There was one corner in particular in the second half where 3 of Newcastle’s biggest players just surrounded Alcaraz on the back post whilst no one else even bothered to look at them. Absolutely crazy tactics.

I know I’m going to get stick for this but the atmosphere in the family enclosure was grim yesterday, I know that if you take your kids to the game then you should expect them to hear some bad language but I don’t understand why you’d get tickets for the family enclosure and start f’ing and...

As a fat lad who’s trying to lose a bit of weight I’ve started going on the treadmill. I toil away on the treadmill and plod at a steady pace. Every now and then I hear a good bit of a song that inspires me and I make a slight increase in my speed and form for about 5 seconds… that’s just how...

What’s Ndiaye’s record like as an out and out striker? We don’t have anyone that can get on the end of a cross, we need to play counter attacking football on the floor… against crabs… as we have no pace either. One positive though was that Rohl looked like he’s going to settle in and improve...

Just got back from the game. What exactly was the tactic today? (Or any other match for the last decade?!?) Just keep knocking it out to the wings and then a half arsed cross to no one. We haven’t been effective in the air since the days of Baines knocking it into Cahill. That match should be...

I’m not here to body shame, I’ve got a few stone to lose myself like, but… Moyes really needs to rethink his zip up cardigan, those moobs are obscene.

Barry should be starting most of our games from now on, he showed some nice touches and he needs to get accustomed to the speed of the match, that’s only going to happen by throwing him in. Once he gets a goal and his confidence builds up we can then just use Beto as an impact sub.

Tempted to give Dibbling MotM just for shoulder barging Salah off the pitch at the end.

Emiliano Martinez is the most kopite non-kopite ever.

Pat Nevin and Neville Southall audiobooks on sale for Audible members currently in their autumn sale. Anyone read/listened to them? Any good?

Lovely head of hair on him. Hopefully it’ll inspire KDH and Dibbo to get a bit of volume.