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There’s not enough steel and dynamism in the legends team yet, I’m looking forward to the world club cup walk out on the pitch, imagine the moment… fireworks, thumping soundtrack, glitter cannon… Claus Thomsen! The crowd goes wild! Tony Thomas then comes running out with a t shirt cannon...

I love that clip of him putting Michael Owen in his place for being an idiot and celebrating scoring past a 14 year old keeper.

We’ve had softer pens given against us, there was contact but Young made a meal of it. Knowing what Young is like he’s clearly gone for the dive. I’d have argued that was a dive if it was the opposition. The problem I’ve got is that it wasn’t a clear and obvious error when the ref gave the pen...

The players that we are being linked with is interesting and indicating to me how much budget we have, with Willian, Willian it was really nothing.

How is it even possible that Mykolenko is getting worse?

We don’t deserve to be in the premier league with this squad. Rip it up and start again.

We can still get back into this, just need to get to half time without conceding again. There’s been some promising moments from Calvert Lewin and the support from Garner and McNeil has been good.

I can’t remember the last time that we were able to control a game and look confident in attack. It just feels like we’ve bypassed the centre of the pitch for a decade.

Hopefully Sigurdsson gets taken off at half time. Give Gomes another chance.

Just when you think it can’t get any grimmer being a blue. I can’t even begin to work out how this team gets fixed.

My 10 week old son has been sick on me 3 times whilst watching this game. That’s been the highlight.

Tottenham look they they’re hurting or something. They seem to be in a right fluffery buffery.

St Helens

I thought Iwobi looked decent. That’s pretty much the only positive I can take from this match. Sigurdsson, Calvert Lewin and Richarlison need to spend some time on the bench. Gomes stunk the place out too.

Thinking about reading a couple of Everton books so I can pass on the history to my newborn son, what books would you all recommend?

Can’t wait to see what they think of the mighty Everton now on the puny Watford forum.

The big positive I took from that game was that Mina didn’t look awful.

Waiting for my @Eggs morning transfer update

Are we signing Moysey Keggers today or what?

I don’t think he died but he was absolutely mortified at the terrible number of likes he got on his socials