A few days ago: “He’s past it. Stealing a living. Should be ashamed to be signing another contract.”
Now: “Model pro. Had a great mentality. His record speaks for itself. I respect him even more after he chose the right time to bow out on a high.”
Of the choices above, “The Dick” seems to offer the richest range of conversational opportunities.
“Sorry love, I can’t go to Tescos. I’m sitting in The Dick,” etc.
The whole squad does only if 1) you’re fit to play and 2) have the athleticism to play. He’s been a good servant, bit he’s not going to be pushing anyone to be a first team regular despite the paucity of talent in our right back position, so...