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Nine weeks since my wife passed, and it's been the hardest time I've ever suffered by light years. Not doing footy much still, but I do read this thread to get a smile myself. Blues are good people. Now, back to ripping that shower a new one... :)

Dave you wanted Jordan Henderson, sit this one out

He'll go for any money he can get - it's his last ditch attempt to grab cash after Mrs Vardy blew his wad on the fallout of Rooneygate. This post in no way endorses any moves for that Steptoe looking tramp.

If someone turned up for a job interview wearing those flippers I’d have them escorted from the building.

Know much about this guy? Can't find any details of him online. Out the blue. Leaks must've been plugged.

The name "benj" is quite apt because I'm sure bobble has had him licking peanutbutter off his knob and bollocks at least once.

Have you tried the same sex?

Must have been changing his sheets.

Yes.

Are you going for some kind of world record, as you’ve posted over 80 times in this thread today and we’re only at 7:20 pm😂

Toffee Independent Traders

NFL starts in 2 weeks. Real Football.

Don't worry fellas, if this happens I'll make sure to credit you as having called it correctly in my suicide note.

Your posts are indistinguishable from Dave's at this point