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True although Im pretty sure @MikeH72 is pretty peeved about the lack of transfer activity, so that seems accurate

Is he in a wheelchair because he Lacs Toes?

He’s busy with his voluntary role this morning, helping out at his local RSPCA, putting down unwanted kittens and puppies.

Not sure how long this has been around or how light this outlet are but I've only just saw it https://tbrfootball.com/4-5bn-deal-cited-as-dan-friedkin-plotting-to-inject-more-cash-into-everton/

You take one night off and you miss your specialist subject. Everton that.

In the jungle, The transfer jungle, The lemon sleeps tonight. Top of the morning, my blue brothers and sisters. An extra £200m in funding, you say? LFG!

Nobody breaks @davek heart that is a fact.He pisses through the eye sockets of Skeletal remains.That's how he Rolls xx

I preferred it last night when we talking about sperm flavoured Baileys

@davek is going to be like a gladiator fighting off the lions here tonight. Ironic, considering his view of our Rome friendly overlords.

Kubo Luiz & McAtee are signing as Big Bazza is on the ale already

nil satis nisi lobotomy

Also USA 🇺🇸 tour squad number news NORBERTO BETO has chosen 9 THIERRY BARNO has plumped for 11 Means 14 is free for Takefuso Kubo 🙏🏻

James Corden next please Mr Reaper.