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If its going to be changed, do it properly, Micheal Vincent ‘BLAMMO’ Keane As you were.

It’s worth it just for the 2pm team news meltdowns alone.

He can put his name down for a season ticket like everyone else

Young Thierno Barry has made his way to Miami airport bound for Liverpool on the cusp of this breaking news. Kenny Tete remains inconsolable.

Could prove to be the best signing we make all summer.

Thread title amended to show the respect he deserves

Tesco Carphone Warehouse Bargain Booze KFC

+ A testimonial!

Had the chance to he a hero, ride off into the sunset with an oversized cowboy hat on, Billy big balls draping over the side of his horse in celebration of a clean sheet against Newcastle and the win against Fulham away But oh no, Terry Tugboat...

All I can say is FFS

Any excuse

Sign for the fume Mick if nothing else.

The first goal at Bramley Moore big Mick Keane soars majestically to power home a header from a Jack Harrison cross. Won't be a dry eye in the house. Spoiler. Everton 1 Brighton 4.