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Ah, the new Danny Ings.

Didn't another Jackson do this at some point?

2-1 and you bring on this fella.

Where would one get a fake hand like that? Asking for a friend.

12 Mill.

You tell em Matty, no more of this hiding behind the sofa, wetting your pants nonsense.

12m. A fan-favorite, always driving forward, already knows the place. Wonderful and sensible. Davey is back.

Then Keane sneaked on and managed to get an X onto the page and is getting the number 9 shirt next season. Classic Everton that!

Oh dear, it's gone that quiet we're at the crap puns stage of the afternoon. Announce the Keggers extension and release the fume fgs ebepton.

3 days since the season ended and this place has gone absolutely nuts . Some of the links , comments and opinions show that a large number of posters are after talking rather large quantities of high grade psychodelic drugs .

Heard the same BB apparently having a tour of FF and doing some signing photos.

not claiming to be ITK but a mates Mrs brother in law’s apprentices mum works in the canteen at FF and took this about 20mins ago

Not gonna lose any sleep on this one until a decision has been made. Even then I’ll wait until his full debut and judge him on his first 10 minutes: no goal = garbage, sell in Jan and get some money back. Hat-trick = next Dixie and offer him a...

This is a big one.

I'm not sure you've really thought this through, have you?