Jamo Martinez's latest activity

For what though? To take away development minutes from our already-good-enough (for our purposes this season - we aren't challenging for trophies) young striker? Sorry if this comes across argumentative, I promise it's just the difficulty of...

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not...

I was working in the bank yesterday when my old teacher who always said I'd never amount to anything came in asking for a loan. I couldn't resist smiling to myself as he suddenly recognised me. I didn't say anything though, I just rinsed my mop...

"Always help those worse off than yourself and always put others first," my old dad used to say. Lovely fellow, terrible Tory.

The Geezer is married to Danny Dyer's daughter He's stuck at West Ham for the foreseeable

Honestly…. I have no idea But I do like the clubs Fort process this summer.

It really didn't come across live at the game. At the time I thought he seemed lightweight and ineffective.. but having rewatched it since, I think I was being too harsh. I didn't realise that he was integral to both goals. I'd love him to get...

Well, the lads saying all the right things: He definitely sounds enthusiastic to be here.

French centre half, played under Moyes Mk 1

I’m in the middle here. He was decent but a bit of a nob.

There’s a bit of both I think. The club tried to make him the star man (which fed his ego as he even had a private reg of Starboy or something) and he wasn’t good/accomplished enough for that responsibility. We then mismanaged him as he drifted...

Fairly standard football fan behaviour surely ?

Didn't they have Shearer as well?

Gordon is a moron ©

Early morning Cervidae pedantry on a football forum, it warms the hart. ;)