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Thanks for posting that. It's where I'll be sat pretty much.

The media fawning over em like they've saved the earth from all peril. The stinking cocknoses that dress like em and make out they're musical geniuses. The hangers on, all the gravy train ballbags with all their hype. (see also celebrity "fans"...

How did that shabite ever get onto the television? Anyone who considered watching that on a Friday evening probably beat one off over their own mother.

Being punched in the goolies Trump Knowing you’re gunna have to give up the cigs one of these days Gettin’ old I forget the last one

1. Noel Gallagher's high flying birds 2. Whatever solo ventures Liam did 3. The wider painful deification of the worst of Britpop as some sort of high point of 90s culture 4. Nigel Farage 5. Israel bombing the hell out of Palestinians daily.

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Agreed. On a side note unrelated to Everton I can't see Tuchel lasting long with England he'll be gone after the next tournament if we don't do well. Tbf he's a weird chap, serial killer vibes, but it won't take much for the press in our...

Also true. The bizarre attitude of some Evertonians just annoys me. They seem unable to accept that we’ve been so terrible for the last few years that even a (in the grand scheme of things) middle of the road player like Gallagher would be a...

This is a new era of Everton mate. There’s every chance he could be playing for Roma next season.

If you’re an Everton fan, and you’ve paid attention over the last few years, and you don’t think Gallagher is good enough to improve our midfield, then you’re a fool.

I think the opposite personally. Horribly underrated. Great engine, effective both offensively and defensively and very disciplined. Walks in to our central midfield and would instantly become an important player. Central midfield is the...

Is he the football equivalent of a freddo?

It's an excellent Gif mate, but 10 minutes is a long time to watch it...

Ross Barkley-esque?

Dude, that is an insane take. Coleman was an absolute gun fullback in the premier league for a long time. The fact that we bought him for £60k is just a bonus. He was one of the best right backs in the league year in year out for a long time. He...