Recent content by Jamiednm

If we avoid defeat at Lewton, it would take an unprecedented set of results for us to get relegated now.

Where can one go for a pre-match straightener?

We've participated in every season of the Premier League and our finances have never been worse.

The only reaction we’ll see is an allergic one from any player who has to touch the ball. It’ll be sheer panic.

I think I'll be disappointed if they don't get relegated to be honest. The Championship will offer something different. At least that would be exciting over being an absolute bottom-of-the-barrel parasite in the corruption league.

If I owned Nottingham Forest, I’d rebrand them as Nottingham Jungle. The City Ground would be renamed The Jungle Jim, and our nickname would be The Jungle Boys or The Monkeys. The entry music would be a mashup of The Lion Sleeps Tonight x The Jungle Bus (Venga Bus) x Welcome to the Jungle...

Rallying cry 😂 There’s not enough energy left in the club and fan base to muster anything of the sort. The players aren’t arsed, and will happily go and play elsewhere. The fans are fatigued and I reckon loads are secretly craving the cathartic implosion, rather than being constantly edged.

They chose to go, no one is forcing them.

That’d actually be a great thread. Matty’s live, minute-by-minute mental situation tracker.

Fun curveball: We draw with Luton but that’s cancelled out because of another point deduction.

I’d love to see how any manager in world football could do anything to get this bunch of League One players do anything but survive games against actual PL-level teams. I’m not defending Dyche, but the problems are much deeper than him. Our players are simply garbage, we’ve had plenty of...

I think Luton will get 2 more points, Everton will get battered for all remaining games and ultimately go down on goal difference.

It’s true though. Life is so much easier when you let go of the fortunes of a football club over which you have zero control.

Proactively embrace relegation with joy and open arms. Who wants to be in the PL anyway? We’ve had over 30 years of it with nothing to show for it. No, bring on The Championship, administration, League One and then liquidation 👍

If this Iranian has the dough he says he has, then we want Everton liquidated and the proceeds going to a giant, inflatable Mr. Testicles.