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Had to start using the word. Pinnies and bibs are proper odd choices when you look at them. When I'm in charge, after having all the people that drop empty fast food bags out of their cars executed, I'm gonna make the word tabard mandatory, as...

"pinnies". hahahahaa.

Soaking footy stuff in white vinegar is a godsend. I take care of the winter indoor bibs/pinnies and sometimes the summer outdoor ones and they proper honk. Used to have a stale smell before I started soaking them.

Basically, distilled white vinegar, sorts everything

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and reaches your touch-hole, we call that a "Poseidon's kiss"

He’s got to be

Ahh yes 'Poseidon's kiss' Nothing worse when using a public lav

Lay a length of about 5 or 6 squares of toilet paper, folded over once in the bowl before you deuce. Helps stop a big bloop of water aiming for your balloon knot. YW.

I got 1 for me and 1 for my 11 year old lad. South stand upper. He's going to be thrilled and tbh I'm just as excited!

Doesn't feel the same without the severely restricted view seats

So, we don’t want to pay what they want and he doesn’t want to come anyway. Seems like a go-er

Offers nothing besides workrate. We need players who can carry the ball, assist and score.

Feel free to link the posts of your dissenters so we can learn and heal please.

I still remember less than 18 months ago, defending him on here, because he was getting absolutely slaughtered and was labelled finished back then. How things change.