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    Match Thread Everton 2-0 Brighton. Sun Aug 24th. 2pm

    Basically in a nutshell he's throwing in Barry far too early for his liking because Beto is poo.
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    Match Thread Leeds 1-0 Everton, Mon 18 Aug, 8.00pm

    No great time for Dwight McNeill but surely worth 15 minutes unless they're shipping him out. Kavanagh is a referee who clearly hates Everton. Scandalous performance from him. Not a pen. No protection for ndiaye or KDH. Team improved in the second half from inept first half at times. Grealish...
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    Glendenning is from the back arse of nowhere in the Irish Midlands but was packed off to a few paying rugby school fostering cruel antipathies and petty resentments. His 'hot take' is Everton going down? Big deal? He is lauded by some lingering hipsters but comes across as quite illinformed and...
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    Match Thread Everton 1-1 West Ham . Sat March 15th. 3pm

    Moyes waits long enough for the similarly awful opposition to get their goal thereby making the win impossible after 68 minutes of garbage.
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    Match Thread Everton 2-2 Man United. Sat Feb 22nd. 12.30.

    Pp You're an absolute fuckwit
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    Match Thread Everton 2-2 Man United. Sat Feb 22nd. 12.30.

    Stick it up your arse you simple bitch
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    Match Thread Everton 2-2 Man United. Sat Feb 22nd. 12.30.

    Get someone on wor Davey !
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    2024/25 Charly Alcaraz

    The blue room had Tim Vickery on who told them Flamengo coach Felipe Luis, (ex atletico and Chelsea), came in and told Charly more or less straight away that he's not in the long term plan. That was after they had spent 20 million on him as their most expensive ever signing. This will be a...
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    Match Thread Crystal Palace 1-2 Everton . Sat Feb 15th. 5.30pm.

    Moyesie never lost the inability to change it up. Notwithstanding the lack of options, Gana can't play 150 minutes in three days. Garner not doing a whole lot. Iroebugnam needs more than 20 minutes here and there. Tarkowski is also looking awful.
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    Davey Moyes ...... sweet Jesus! If only for an Andoni Iraola.
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    There's football on. It's the weekend. Journalists are covering matches. Even the in-house belly-tickle interview is worthless unless they get social media reaction or hits. Huge game on Wednesday. Monday is perfect i'd imagine.
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    New manager

    Do you want to be left with Moyes beyond the season? He's too crafty to get short changed on a contract. He'll want three years. Yes he could guide them to safety and is better than dyche (who isn't?) but do you want him at Bramley Moore in August?
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    New manager

    Kelly Brook is very nice. She's not better than Sean Dyche at football management though, unfortunately. The Friedkins know sfa about football so the club does need to find a name, someone to guarantee survival which is absolutely not apparent in Europe at present. Dyche could be left there for...
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    New manager

    No doubt. We are not doomed despite the general viewpoint here. It's getting scary again though. Season after season. It's incumbent on the new owners to make a positive change. However it's a catch 22. No one obvious exists because no one will take it for six months so dyche will be left...
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