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par on the end of last season is sixth. sixth, with that squad. :/ needs to be in front of the new pope being canonised, forget all this phoney baloney crud of the realm nonsense.

There are no baby Trevor’s or Nigel’s. They’re all bred on Mars then beamed down to Earth aged 40.

I reckon some of their fans must be watching subs getting made in september and thinking "who the feck is that coming on? When did we sign him?"

I'd prefer a forward who knew how to dress himself properly. Or is this a ploy so defenders don't know whether he's coming or going? :D

I guess the question is...who are we going to get for £30 where a striker has "learned and hinted his craft"? In the market we are shopping in we have to take a risk even at £39 million. You just have to hope that we've done all the proper...

But are they intensifying their interest in leaving?

Linked with Fred as well as Barry today. Just building a whole team named after yer da's mates.

Ne kadar heyecan verici bir haber!

I know it's a bit rethorical question, but why are you (and many other Everton fans) fuming about made up rumours? Is it some kind of sado-maso thing?

Moyes had a net spend of buttons. People should get off his back re recruitment. He did marvellously under serious financial constraints.

What is there to say? We’ve offered him a deal on reduced terms which he hasn’t accepted. He hasn’t signed for any other club, so as of right now he’s still an Everton player.

You've got gonads the size of pumpkins coming on an Everton forum asking if Nevile Southall was all that.

I've heard this about the last 15 home kits to be honest. It's always a tragedy for some people.

Yeah, it's funny how football fans love going to extremes even talking about shirts. Both kits are ok, I can't see how one is horrible, awful, a joke, and the other is great.

Chilwell was not even a starter for Palace, I wouldn't go near him, them wages aswell it's a no from me