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So far we’ve tied down our best player to a long term contract, bought a 30 mill striker, made permanent a number 10, and spent actual money on a backup keeper. Yes it’s not the perfect window yet but some of you are acting like you’ve never...

Should have been called 'Former Players Match'.

Can he do it on a warm Tuesday night in Accrington?

And that doesn’t even include arguably the best deal we’ve made so far - JB on a 5 year deal!

Shame but fair play to him. Got a pay rise for the last contract of his career and doesn't even have to look on Rightmove

part of our quest to be known as 'over the Hill Dickinson"

I'd have him in a heartbeat personally me mate,especially for the numbers quoted. Cracking footballer,28,plays in a couples of positions. Absolute no brainer. Dortmund and Milan are interested as well,He's apparently keen to stay in London though.

First and possibly last Theoretically i would much rather we go get that Yamal lad from Barcelona or get Kanchelskis' DNA and clone him from 30 years ago like how the KFC colonel did in Jurassic Park

If we also sign Kyle Walker that will be two cocks into the club in one week! (Sorry if joke already cracked I couldn’t be bothered to read 6 pages about a bloke I’d never heard of until two days ago)

Guineas actually . And he signed his contract with a quill .

Young was on 200 farthings a week, he insisted on it apparently.

Ashley Young's wife is too old to use social media and nobody is marrying Michael Keane.

I hope we get him. I really want us to sign every player who has 'Everton' in their name. Lots of South American players, plus there's a keeper called Weverton who will do at a push.