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Hope they had an entire team of dozens testing the Three signal, coz I sure as hell can't get a signal in Goodison. And how else am I going to be able to ignore what's going on the pitch if I don't have a signal? Never mind all the other stuff, that's the priority!

When my mum died a few years ago, we got her a little plot in the crematorium grounds. One visit I looked at the plot next and who should have a memorial but Cliff Britton. Here is his little plaque:

I was having a lovely day. Nice breakfast, missus was doing stuff so I watched Paddington 2, which I'd never watched, and which was lovely. Funny and heartwarming. Then I listened to some music and read some Superior Spider-Man. Which, alongside Paddington may imply I'm about 12 and married...

Sweet mother of God

It's a cliché but we are making these look like 1970 Brazil.

How is that a penalty??? Going for the ball FFS!

The rancid corpse of Richard III.

Yessssssss. Come on!

This defending is astonishing. Everyone of them is putting everything on the line for the team.

Scoring twice in a game is allowed? Who knew!

Fetid.

I'm from Hull and my brother goes all the time. Says the lad is great... from about 5 yards out and with great balls in from the wings. What could possibly go wrong down at Goodison???

Even if he'd not scored, Gray was head and shoulders above the others on the pit h.

If it was pets we'd already be safe. We'd only need one - Myra! And we've already got her :)

Look, look. 666 votes for Pickford. They're right, we have sold our soul to Satan just so we can stay up!