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Good news list: July 1st - All of the 'out of contract' dross has left the building July 2nd - Branthwaite signs for 5 more years Is it greedy to expect follow up confirmation on both Gana and Keane throughout today whilst EFC media are at it...

Y’know, I’m ok with that. That’s another thread mind. But to keep the defensive core of the team under Moyes, that’s great. Keane will know he’s back up.

Hello stewardess, I speak Cumbrian jive….

Serious statement of intent. Forza Dan and the spitfires! Touchdown!

Surely though “man gets on plane” is a little too tenuous even for us?

There’s nothing wrong with experienced emergency junior vice deputy backup cover.

Neal Maupay is no longer an Everton player. You’re welcome.

He brings either horror or sheer glee, and there’s only those two ends of the spectrum with him, there’s no in between.

Ireland accidentally legalised ketamine and ecstasy for one day.